Patriarchy 

People that feel powerful on horses. Horses define power. Horses are cool

I'm on a horse. This is the true patriarchy

Patriarchy by brianrogers331 January 4, 2024

Patriarchy 

Something that hot people are fighting and fucking. If you wish to fuck or fight the patriarchy you must say sentences such as "eat the rich" and "fuck the rich"

Greg: i am a misogynist
Hot person: fuck the patriarchy

Patriarchy by I love hot goths. April 30, 2024

Patriarchy 

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!

Patriarchy by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

Patriarchy 

(Literal Greek: Father-Ruler +y)
A system wherein the male gender rules over the female gender
(Patriarch - A male person in a patriarchy)

The patriarchy is unfair to women

Patriarchy by gendermender248 July 29, 2025

Patriarchy

Patriarchy is three Abrahamic religions in trench coats arguing over who gets to control the oil, the sea, and women….

If the Patriarchy were natural, they wouldn’t have sermons every Sunday telling women to submit.

Patriarchy by B!tchplease April 12, 2026

Patriarchy-Blamer 

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

Patriarchy-Blamer by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

Patriarchy Hire 

A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.

Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.

Patriarchy Hire by Klaraantiracism March 21, 2021