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Patriarchy Hire

A unqualified white and/or male who was nevertheless hired but are blindly confident about his “skills” and has the audacity to refer other POC employees as “diversity hire”.
Brad: Well it is so unfair that she got the promotion. She is Asian and she is a woman, she can be their diversity hire. This political correctness is insane.
You: Yeah? You are obnoxious and your work suck, you are only here because you are a patriarchy hire!

A: He doesn’t even know how to read the balance sheet! How did he got the job??
B: Well they say he has good communication skills. But we all know it’s because he is a white man so clients pay more attention when he talks. He is one of those patriarchy hires.
by Klaraantiracism March 21, 2021
mugGet the Patriarchy Hiremug.

Patriarchy

A synonym for a non-existent thing.

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Patriarchy is evil. Donald Trump is a woman hater!

Have you ever been to Iran?
YOU DARE QUESTION ME! THAT IS PATRIARCHAL!
by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024
mugGet the Patriarchymug.

patriarchy pay day

When a man pays for a women as a means of financial compensation for the women having to live in a patriarchal and oppressive society.
Thank god it was patriarchy pay day on my date with josh last night, he brought me dinner which is great because I had to spend $700 on a new IUD last week.
by Clem dupe June 1, 2023
mugGet the patriarchy pay daymug.

The Patriarchy

Rule of the fathers.

Patri- Father

-archy Rule or Governance

The Patriarchy is the rule of Fathers over their own households.

It is NOT some elite cabal of Men trying to rule the world as feminists try to make people think. When a feminist says "Fuck the Patriarchy" what they are really saying is "I don't want my Daddy running my life!" Because what good Father wouldn't want what's best for their kids?
Jenny had bought into the lies of feminists about the Patriarchy, until she grew up and saw her father just had her best interests at heart all along. She had found herself bitter and unhappy, and didn't like what it had done to her!
by Daddy Knight August 12, 2025
mugGet the The Patriarchymug.

Patriarchy

Something that hot people are fighting and fucking. If you wish to fuck or fight the patriarchy you must say sentences such as "eat the rich" and "fuck the rich"
by I love hot goths. April 30, 2024
mugGet the Patriarchymug.

Fuck the patriarchy

A phrase that calls for the complete extermination of males and masculinity. Usually used by angry radical feminists who cannot get a job and resort to fucking the Communist Manifesto.

This is similar to the chanting "From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free"
Person 1: "Did you know that most internet users are males?"
Person 2: "AHHAHAHAH FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!"
by PseudonymsAreGay May 4, 2024
mugGet the Fuck the patriarchymug.

Patriarchy

It’s a game of tennis between powerful men where they use women instead of tennis balls
In the game of Patriarchy, women aren’t the opposing team, they’re the ball.”
- Anita Sarkeesian
by Cryo311 March 31, 2023
mugGet the Patriarchymug.

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