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Patriarchy is three Abrahamic religions in trench coats
arguing
over who gets to control the oil, the
sea
, and
women
….
If the Patriarchy were
natural
, they wouldn’
t
have sermons every Sunday telling
women
to submit.
Patriarchy
by
B!tchplease
April 12, 2026
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