Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

Idahoan Potato Masher

A common sex position in Idaho where a man puts a potato into a womans anal cavity and proceeds to pound her ass until the potato is finely mashed.

Dude, I just gave that bitch an Idahoan Potato Masher!

by datllamaoverthere May 17, 2016

Patton

Patton is a nice boy with a big heart, and lots of love for all of his friends. He's a goofball, who likes to joke around, and make cute puns. Patton usually loves cats, and dogs. He constantly tries to cheer people up. His smile will light up and entire room. He is very honest, and if you're lucky enough to have Patton as a friend, you will be greeted with ever-lasting kindness!

Person 1- Hey, did you see Patton today?
Person 2- Yeah. He's giving out hugs!

by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018

Patton

The best boi
He’s like my dad, you know?
Just listen

If you meet a Patton, cherish them cause they are like the sweetest people ever.

Patton is so adorable, I just wanna hug him!

by ILikePattonSanders September 10, 2018

Potato PC

Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.

Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.

by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019

Potato Camera

A term used on YouTube to describe extremely low resolution videos.

This video was filmed with a potato camera.

God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.

by Bobmal April 22, 2012

Die Potato

1. What is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. Used to signify distaste for somthing

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!

Man- Die Potato!

(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

Phrase used to signify distaste

Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !

by joshusee February 18, 2015