Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
by gopas April 16, 2008
Get the email paranoia mug.The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
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The paranoia you receive after watching a horror movie.
Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Mostly affects your reality and gives you the thought of being in the position of the main character in the movie, or being a target of the being which makes the movie scary.
Paranormal Activity is what inspired this word, for it is the perfect example.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
After watching the movie, viewers are more alert to the slightest noises and fear that they are the target for a haunting, hence, Post-Cinematic Paranoia.
by SleepsWithOneEyeOpen November 23, 2009
Get the Post-Cinematic Paranoia mug."My mom is so depressingly parentnoid; she won't let me walk more than a block after it starts to get somewhat dark."
by TheChosenOne613 December 31, 2006
Get the Parentnoid mug.The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.
by Oilystool September 4, 2005
Get the paranoia fee mug.Parentnoia is the irrational fear parents have that their children are doing something wrong, or being hurt in some way.
Any time Jenny when on a date her father was filled with parentnoia.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
My dad won't let me have the car for the weekend. He's parentnoied I'll break something.
by Ian Reynolds June 16, 2005
Get the parentnoia mug.Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.
You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.
A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.
by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007
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