parabolist

1. A narrator of parables
2. A person specializing in the interpretation of parables, proverbs, or riddles

1. Parabolist Job continued his story on the secret of God.

2. A good parabolist is capable of understanding the mysterious symbols in the Book of Revelation.

by timlight January 28, 2010

Parabola

1.A plane curve formed by the intersection of a right circular cone and a plane parallel to an element of the cone or by the locus of points equidistant from a fixed line and a fixed point not on the line.

2. A guys dick. Term ushually used in math class when working on Parabola's on the graphing calculator and used in funny situations with the math teacher, Mr.Zobel and surounding boys.

"Can i feel your parabola?"

"Man your parabola is huge!"

"Did you see Austin's parabola in math today? It was soooo big!"

"Man Josh went to work on his Parabola today! Did you see him?"

by MeganM October 13, 2004

slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial”

by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021

paralola

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.

I got paralolad last night!

by Afashaw March 6, 2017

parabolas

The cooliest most awsome graphed equation in math. Everyone knows it has one squared term and a postive one forms a happy face and negitive one forms a sad face.

by mike June 26, 2003

Parasiliti

meaning someone very cool and or a total badass.

wow look at anthony he's a total parasiliti!

by bo burnham May 8, 2009

Parasylipsia

the state of being asleep but hearing everything that is going on around you. you are not able to respond in this tate

I heard my roommate hooking up but I was in parasylipsia through the whole thing.

by prettyricky757 July 6, 2011