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dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him
Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis
by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019
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Sleep Paralysis

Some fuck ass state where you can't move even when some bitch boy is fucking default dancing over you
by Marcksjs November 13, 2021
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scroll paralysis

When you go on a social media site and scroll down for 10 minutes straight, reading every single post that ever existed. Then your scrolling finger goes limp and you can't move it for another 10 minutes.
Hence scroll paralysis.
Billy: Wanna play some basketball?
Joe: Sorry man. I'm experiencing scroll paralysis.
by Engelbert Humperdinck1 November 14, 2016
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Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.
person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!
by raesayhey November 17, 2009
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hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.
Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019
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analysis paralysis

analysis paralysis set in after 2 hours of trying to make sense of the system.
by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009
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option paralysis

The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
I've been offered three jobs this week, but I have option paralysis, so I think I'll just stay here at my McJob.
by Meaghan Fisher May 22, 2006
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