Tasty Paste

A euphemism for a male or female ejaculate.

Yeah my girl loves my Tasty Paste!

by Tasty_Pastey April 14, 2021

Pabster

A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.

What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !

by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Kisses for Paisley

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

to have the painters in

to be cycling menstrually

HER: hey, wheres krysten?
HIM: oh, shes in the bathroom. she has the painters in
HER: that sucks

by granny-o July 3, 2003

pastelpantaphilla

A disease that is highly contagious. It is a So terribley dressed (STD) that spreads through Kpop community with devastating effects.

SHINee's Lucifer : Before, Sexy and smooth. Afterwards , not so sexy.

Infinite's BTD : Before, fresh and funky. Afterwards, not so fresh and funky ( Nothing's over mv )

Eg. We can eradicate pastelpantaphilla, and forever rid the kpop world of its pastel package

by iamverysuperduperawesomeperson April 25, 2011