paintbrush irl inanimate insanity 

someone who irls paintbrush from inanimate insanity

zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

paintbrush irl inanimate insanity by Poopy shart July 18, 2022

paintbrush aids 

when the boys get caught slacken'

you got paintbrush aids

paintbrush aids by gorfezzee May 27, 2020

Paintbrush sex 

When you give your girlfriend sexual pleasure with a paintbrush by sticking it up her velvet baby tunnel. This can also be done alone as self pleasure. Personally I’ve never been fucked with a paintbrush but it might be pleasing.

Jereld and Jessica are have periods of chex while painting with eachother.
Jereld: I bet I can do something with this paintbrush ;)
Jessica: I- Babe n-
Jereld: *Having paintbrush sex with Jessica*
Jessica: That actually~ feels nice..

Paintbrush sex by The_Arteest December 30, 2022

hairy paintbrush 

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

hairy paintbrush by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016

Dirty Paintbrush 

When a male ejaculates into his hand. He then proceeds to rub the semen onto the testicle hair and then runs the testicle hair over the woman's face. Hence, giving her the dirty paintbrush

I can't go out tonight... My wife wants to try the dirty paintbrush and I can't turn it down!

Dirty Paintbrush by Mexidong June 24, 2018

paintbrush dick 

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.

He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.

paintbrush dick by Unchbo March 20, 2017

paintbrush 

halfway between the degridation of an open handed bitch slap and a full on punch. to slap someone with a semi closed fist where the hand is in the shape it would be if one were holding a paintbrush.

Stephine was talking mad shit at the party, so Caitlin walked up and gave that bitch a paintbrush in the mouf.

paintbrush by bsffreak May 10, 2008