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Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower
A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend
by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010
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To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.
OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(
by Alex Jones August 12, 2006
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vicar paedo

all vicars who touch kids.ie. all of them
woman1:'ere look at that vicar paedo
woman2:which one love theres hundreds in this vicar collage
woman1"sodomising cunts
by Gareth (DAVESKITCHEN) April 28, 2008
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pando moment

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.
"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram
by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020
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Padoru

a word that would come from your weebs friend while christmas is coming, and it has no meaning
HASHIRE SORI YO KAZE NO YOU NI TSUKIMIHARA WO PADORU PADORU
by your weebs buddy November 13, 2018
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paldogangsan

a fucking BOP
a song from BTS's second album, O!RUL8,2?, which was released on September 11th, 2013
Also known as the Satoori Rap, it was written by Pdogg, RM, Suga and J-Hope, the song was produced by Pdogg
A FUCKING BOP
Payton: Hey, you've heard Paldogangsan, right?
Tiana: Hell yeah, that song is a bop
by woah a hoe March 29, 2018
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Pandora Hearts

An anime/manga series written by Jun Mochizuki and published by Square Enix. It can be considered fantasy and mystery.

It has a very original and unique plot, yet a bit complex to explain as well. Essentially, it is about a supposed 'fictional' dimension called the "Abyss" where criminals are sent to endure punishment for unspeakable crimes. It was a story told to kids to keep them from misbehaving, yet this fifteen year old boy gets sent there for an unexplained reason. He escapes with some help and ends up ten years in the future. Once in the future he is recruited by an organization called Pandora to help them to discover what the Abyss actually is.

The anime is twenty-five episodes (completed) and deviates from the Manga. The manga is still ongoing.

This series features heavy references to Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll, and Through the Looking Glass.
Mysterious person 1: Did you read the latest chapter of Pandora Hearts?
MP2: No...I had homework, was it good?
MP1: It's always good, go read it!! The plot is thickening!
by AdorablyCuteDevil December 27, 2010
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