Pedoing

To creep; to look at sexually; To creepily stare in awe

The lonely old man was pedoing at the swimsuit models in Miami.

The student was pedoing when his crush walked by

by swegmaster September 17, 2013

Paddington

to dress up like Paddington bear when it is cold with a scarf and jacket, making a normal man look extremely attractive to homosexual men

Eddie was the fucking reincarnation of Paddington today man. He barely made it across Oxford St without his arse being violated

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Pedoing

The act of being best friends with a person while having an affair with his or her husband or wife and not admitting it.

My boy is in the act of pedoing with this chic down the block.

by heyhayhey March 18, 2010

padding

Used by ABDLs to refer to diapers/nappies

"I'm running low on padding"

"My padding is wet"

by Awkward Fox May 31, 2018

paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Patoing

An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.

Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention

Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?

Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air

by lordoflight February 20, 2018