packet kiddie

harsh slang term for someone with enough bandwidth to fry your modem.

Term not to use when dealing with a guy like Rain with a botnet with more bots than your state has people. Basically he will make you cry.

by eGod March 6, 2003

Packet Loss

Watching a person self pleasure while writing code, managing technical infrastructure, or troubleshooting networking problems.

I was compiling my code when I saw extensive packet loss in the window of the hotel across the street.

by CaptainPktLoss June 2, 2021

Packet sniffing

programs capable of analyzing packets that are going to a device on your network or being sent out of your network like Wireshark one of the more popular Packet/Protocol analyzers and gives the user information such as

Source/Destination IP/MAC address
Frame Number

Number of bits the packet it

Packet sniffing is a form of dogs

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

packet pussy

womans bad dream, best wish, and wildest fan

packet pussy-plastic vagina,

by Dakota S July 24, 2006

packet of three

a speed ball, the heroin is wrapped in one packet, the cocaine is wrapped in the second packet, and they are wrapped together with a rectangular paper "junky fold", with one end fitting into another.

"You got the stuff on you?"
"Yeah, I got it planted, in a junky fold, a packet of three"
(credited to William S. Burroughs)

by clarie April 24, 2008

packet switching

when the man first inserts his penis into the vagina and then quickly removes and plunges it into the anus. The motion is repeated fiercely.

After a stunning performance of packet switching, Tom was completely exhausted and messy.

by disestablishmentarianism November 10, 2008

packet of arnotts

Used in the context of going to the toilet to do a number two. Taking a shit, but saying it with more style.

"I'm going to open a packet of arnotts"

"Excuse me while i open a packet of arnotts on your car bonnet"

"That dog opened a packet of arnotts on that verge"

by Dan Dastardly May 15, 2008