PHILF

(FILF') n.
PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.

Jasmin Alejandrino is such a PHILF! I'd hit that till it was sore!

by Mongol Cabelin September 4, 2007

petty pilfery

Petty theft or plaguerism ect.

That website is just petty pilfery

by Patrick Awexome July 21, 2006

Anglo-pilferer

An Anglo-Celtic Australian possibly of convict lineage. Based on the belief that all Anglo-Celtic Australians are descended from convicts. Particularly offensive, albeit highly accurate.

Harry: "That bloody Anglo-pilferer didn't give me my change"
William: "Which one?"
Harry: "The Barman. Bloody Aussies they're bred for barwork and pilfering."

by Turdtrousers March 14, 2008

Pilf

Princess I'd like to Fuck. With the demise of the big D, it left a gaping hole in the Royal Wank department. The addition of Ms. Middleton re-ignites the fires in the loins of her future subjects.

Finally, Prince William has given us a PILF.
Kate Middleton is a true PILF.
Forget the Princess of Monaco , we have our own PILF now.
God save our gracious PILF

by PILFHUNTER1 January 14, 2011

pilf

politician id like to forget

sara palin is a pilf

by upwing July 10, 2009

PILF

Pokémon I'd like to Fuck

Pikachu
Bellosum
Jynx
Claffarri
Snorlax
Jiggly Puff

That (insert name of Pokémon here) is a PILF!
Check out that PILF! I wanna show her my hydropump!

by vontrick January 27, 2010

Philfest

A yearly Philippine Festival in Tampa, Florida where the Filipino culture, through food, art, culture, and atmosphere is showcased to the masses. An interesting experience if it is your < 5th time, but after that, it gets kind of old.

Whoo! PhilFest! Let's buy bibingka, adobo and Philippine flags!

by jonnsquared October 21, 2007