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I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 17, 2007
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10-foot pole

In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.
Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"
by TerabyteTom May 28, 2020
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poleitician

GUY 1: Yo, I hooked up last night with a poleitician.

GUY 2: Where does she hold office?

GUY 1: Spearmint Rhino.

poleitician
by lakersfan1984 January 28, 2009
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Poleepkwa

A breed of alien species that became the first, undeniable contact between humans and aliens. They were first discovered inside their UFO hovering over Johannesburg.

They sport an ant-like exoskeleton, with human like limbs. They are very skinny, but are usually a foot or more taller than a human of similar age.
The Poleepkwa took my wife away yesterday, but gave her back today. She has a slight limp.
by 2009ends September 21, 2009
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pole trolling

"Let's go trolling for pole. Ya know pole trolling."
by Kayatess July 21, 2012
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All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.
Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.
by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013
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Prolefeed

A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.
Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.
by A dying goat January 17, 2019
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