Vice Principal

The man who wanted to be a military drill sergeant, but failed to do so. He now is in charge of patrolling the school halls. He tries to tell at you for no reason, and has a mission to make your day a living hell.

Kid: Hey Tanner.
Tanner: How are you?
Vice Principal: Are you loitering around?
Kid: No I was just saying hi.
Vice Principal: Back talk? In my office NOW.
Tanner: Shit, this guy should have been a military sergeant.

by Squiffer_Attack November 28, 2020

austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

PC Principal

The principal on South Park who replaced principal Victoria , he is muscular, aggressive, and takes an extreme stance on racism bigotry and intolerance.

Have you seen PC principal on South Park? He would have kicked your ass for saying what you just said about that dude in the wheelchair. You have to be more politically correct dude.

by Puntificate May 10, 2016

the principal

A song by Melanie Martinez about trump and how he’s a cruel mother fúcker :)

Me:oOh WhErEs ThE pRiNcIpAl,OoH wHeReS tHe PrInCiPal
My friend:wtf are you doing?
Me:don’t judge me

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 6, 2020

trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

by MinDATucker March 29, 2020