When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.
She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.
by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015
Get the Pretend Analmug. pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.
shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.
by toastedstuff October 20, 2010
Get the pretend-slutmug. A man who pretends to be homosexual or bisexual to attract fag hags. Pink is accepted to be a gay colour.
Gay: That night club is supposed to be for gays, but it's full of pink pretenders looking for an easy lay.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
Gay2: Oh, don't worry about them, gorgeous.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004
Get the pink pretendermug. A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.
Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!
by sfdave June 11, 2010
Get the extend and pretendmug. pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year
Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh
Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh
Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb
by k3|see March 22, 2008
Get the pretend birthdaymug. When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about
by QlitComando December 29, 2010
Get the Pretend Dreammug. The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek May 17, 2012
Get the Google Pretendmug.