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poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.
After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!
by av8er71408 July 22, 2007
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Pookeepsie

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.
"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."
by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008
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Pooker

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.
Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.
by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009
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poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.
I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.
by BethT December 10, 2007
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Poobernugget

A piece of feces, that when you see it you cant tell which direction it was reliesed from the anus. It doesnt have the regular long, skinny, kind of snakeish looking form, it just looks like a brown, or other color, figure.
Dude i went to pinch one off in the airport before i missed my plane, but in the stall i found a big ass poobernugget, it kinda looked like george bush, but it didnt have that regular turd figure.
by jaybulls35 April 7, 2009
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Phantom Pooer

The phantoom of the office thats sneeks in when no-ones looking a lays a phantoom poo
"I walked into the toilets and its hit me like a brick wall...The phantom pooer strikes again!"
by a victim of the phantom pooer November 11, 2009
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woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.
"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."
by Becholas September 16, 2017
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