pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

peetard

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

by Wail Halls September 3, 2006

pustarded

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.

Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.

by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007

Pastard

A scumbag who brings up negatives from your past to pull you down or belittle you.

Note: Ben has nothing against gays

Bill: (argument)

Ben: (counter-argument)

Bill: at least I didn't fuck a guy!

Ben: but, that was ages ago.

Bill: you still did it.

Ben: sure you hang out with gay guys.

Bill: I don't fuck them though.

Ben: you just can't accept my argument, pastard... >.<

by Alien0826 April 25, 2013

Petard

puh-tard

1. Someone who has become borderline retarded because they smoked way too much Pot.
2. A dumb Pothead.

Cheech and Chong used to be funny back in the day. But now they're a couple of petards.

by DonnieLee August 14, 2006

petard

penis retard

bruh you a petard?

by ceo of petard April 2, 2020

petard

somebody named peter that is retarded or acts like it

peter stop being a petard and quit lighting my hair on fire!

by esse March 23, 2005