Peppa is NOT A OINK OINK!!!! She has a lovely soul, a sexy brain and one of the most kindest, funniest and prettiest people in the entire world. Don!t you dare make fun of HER name!!!!!!!
Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale
Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops
Peppa Pig is a cartoon character who is a pig and lives in a family. Somehow, when her father snorts, he creates a 7.5 on the Richter scale, and her brother is almost the equivalent of calliou but not as annoying and bratty. Peppa's freinds don't seem to show any liking towards her, and will probably betray her in high school (if she ever grows up).
Person 1: Hey look! It's a pig!
Person 2: That's Peppa Pigs father! Oh god why is the ground shaking?!