Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis lol

A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.

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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.

by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

penisbrücke

Penisbrücke ist wenn zwei meist Bundeswehr Soldaten ihre männlichen Geschlechtsteile an einander pressen und anschließend die Vorhäute übereinander schieben.

Wollen wir eine Penisbrücke brauen?
Bock auf Penisbrücke?

by Arbeitslos_meets_Assozial October 6, 2020

Amerindian penis

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.

Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018

Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.

Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."

by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014

Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night

After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball

by D Flawless November 3, 2019