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palestine promise

When you have diarrhea and someone goes pinkie deep in your ass and writes their promise on your back
He gave me a Palestine promise saying he won’t break up with me
by Palestine forever March 4, 2021
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Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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palestining

murdering and raping children, women and elderly
The neighbor kept palestining neighbors but got an electric chair as a result
by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
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Palestined

When you sexually abuse hundreds and the public opinion thinks it's an act of resistance. Murder and terrorism is also included.
The guy Palestined some disgusting women.
by Lion of Gd. January 9, 2024
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Free-Palestiner

Someone who, when disproven with a credible source, denies it and insults you.
WARNING ! DO NOT ASK THEM FOR PROOF, OR ANY SOURCE BACKING UP THAT WHATEVER YOU SAY IS FALSE, THEY WILL BLOCK YOU !
Person 1: Dude! Dwayne is such a Free-Palestiner!
Person 2: I know right! Every time we argue, he just says that I'm lying and insults me! What am I even lying about?
Person 1: Dude same! And when I asked him what I was lying about, he blocked me!
Person 2: What a douche man!
by HAMAS = TERRORIST November 25, 2023
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Palestine

(Verb)

To attack someone and cry when they fight back.
My sister hit me, but I got in trouble with mom because she cried when I hit her back!
Lol you’ve been Palestined bro.
by Habibi48 December 28, 2023
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