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DISCORD OWNER

The type of person who just doesn't do shit in their server but when they do talk, the say that there are sick and can't "work"
Discord Owner: Hey guys even though I haven't been on in a year I'm gonna take a 3 year break jacking off to lolis
by Doofy do be fresh February 28, 2021
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owndering

- being pro at computer games
- owning noobs at wc or cod
- listenin to music that isnt emo
- drinking pepsi, gatorade, or water. (nothing else allowed!)
- being black but acting white
- thinking bout a girl called alyssa, liz, nicole, or emily (no one else allowed!) These aren't friends, these are names of girls you think of when you are owndering
- pretending to write an english project but actually talkin to ur friend
If you are playing Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on XBOX 360 or PlayStation 3, you will be crushing noobs with a massively massive positive kill - to - death ratio.
If you are supposed to be doing something for school specifically for an English Class and you decide to Chat with friends, then you are owndering.
If you play Warcraft III not World of Warcraft and you have forgotten how to lose a game, because you have constantly won games. Then you are Owndering.
by Mo Mommamama March 16, 2008
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Owned

v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.
by Quick Reply September 20, 2003
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Plantation Owner Boner

An erection enhanced by the presence of women of color. The erection is further enhanced if the owner of the boner is known to espouse thoughts or remarks that overly-praise the value of his Caucasian extraction.
I normally don't go for black chicks, but this girl gave me a Plantation Owner Boner sharp enough to slice up my ancestral heritage.
by MigDaBull January 16, 2012
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ownfest

1. a festival of being owned
2. jotalia's life
3. the ending of being owned e.g. graduating chemical engineering from the university of michigan alive and mental/physical health relatively intact
Jordan: My life is an ownfest

Get pumped: ChE Senior Bar Crawl 2010 was the ownfest of the century!
by chemegoddess April 24, 2010
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Home Owner's Association

An organization of a number of people in a housing development who conspire to control their neighbors and prevent any sense of community in that neighborhood. They generally busy themselves with telling people to cut their grass, paint their mail boxes, pull the weeds growing in the cracks of their sidewalk, and then charging the people for the pleasure of being harassed. Abbreviated as HOA.
If you paint your house that color, the Home Owner's Association will hire an assassin to blow your head off with a sniper rifle.
by MazurkaMatt April 4, 2006
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owning

v.
To win, triumph over.
Half way through the tournament i was owning!
by nocturnal January 23, 2003
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