Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

by The Man Who Does Not Stand June 5, 2010

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 25, 2019

Ovaltine

A kids' drink that is added to milk. Ovaltine is a powerful, but non well-known aphrodisiac.

This wicked ugly guy kept spouting these lame pick-up lines at me, but when he gave some Ovaltine, his hideousness was suddenly really arousing.
The moral of the story is: Lookin' for a good time? More Ovaltine, please!

by Schumaker101 April 13, 2005

Ovaltine

A sexual act in which a male collects his semen,either manually or with a partner, and dehydrates it (typically using a commercial food dehydrator). Later, a sexual partner re-constitutes the dehydrated semen in a glass of milk and consumes it.

This practice may be localized to the greater New Orlenas area.

I can't believe he ovaltined that girl! What a creep!

by ARAJAY October 17, 2008

Ovaltine

A crummy commercial.

*after cracking a secret code*
Ralphie: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!

by billberto April 6, 2005

Ovaltine

The female act of teabagging
Without the equipment to fully teabag a female version is the act of dropping ones Ovaries (intact of course) onto the forehead of another person.

I Ovaltined that guy until his forehead bled.

or

In reference to Video Games:

After I blew that guy up I Ovaltined him just to show him girls can play too.

by Freakgrl24 February 11, 2005

ovulation station

a prime place for all your ovulation needs

"ah here, lets hit the ovulation station"

by shoonphillips October 5, 2017