Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014

Ozzy Osbourne

When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.

I got Ozzy Osbourne‘d last night that shit hurted!

by Lilcrink September 20, 2019

Jack Osbourne

Son of Ozzy Osbourne. Has actually lost a lot of weight and is trying to live a healthier lifestyle. Turned away from drugs and alcohol because he previously had to go to rehab.

Jack Osbourne is rich because of his dad.

by camilleo December 29, 2005

kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!

by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008

Jack Osbourne

He looks like Bozo but 100 lbs more fat. If Ozzy didn't do drugs long ago, I'm sure Jack would be an orphan.

Damn, jack osbourne got a squeeky voice and he's like 18!

by Oz January 17, 2005