Brigante's definitions

manchester

A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.

World famous?

Only a handful of definitions on here.

by Brigante July 18, 2008

cadburys

Makers of crap flavourless chocolate full of vegetable fat and milk that Brits devour by the ton because they don't know any better. US equivilent would be Hershies.

The lady does NOT love Cadburys Milk Tray!

by Brigante July 1, 2005

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

by brigante November 12, 2005

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

Isle of man

A tax heaven for greedy millionaires.

Millionaire 1: should I put something back into the society to which I owe all my wealth?
Millionaire 2: No...best not. Try the Isle of Man instead.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

viscount

A delicious minty biscuit available in the UK. Fondly remembered for its hilarious TV adverts from years ago where actors with dodgy Russian accents played aristocrats bewailing their lack of them.

I vant.....I vant.....A Viscount.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

Salvation Army

Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.

The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.

by Brigante October 23, 2005