Definitions by Brigante

manchester 

A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.

World famous?

Only a handful of definitions on here.

manchester by Brigante July 18, 2008

kelly osbourne 

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

kelly osbourne by Brigante July 15, 2008

All fur coat and no knickers

Phrase to describe a showy and seemingly elegant woman who in reality is vulgar and sexually immoral.

See her, don't be fooled, she's all fur coat and no knickers.

All fur coat and no knickers by brigante November 12, 2005

Lady Muck 

British term to refer to a woman who has pretensions to be of high station but who in reality is anything but.

Here comes Lady Muck now.

Lady Muck by brigante November 12, 2005

mad cow 

See Margaret Thatcher.

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!

mad cow by Brigante October 23, 2005

Salvation Army 

Well meaning people who probably do more bad than good by telling people they need "saving" and there is something wrong with them when they are at their lowest eb.

The salvation army are well meaning but wrong.

Salvation Army by Brigante October 23, 2005

grim up north 

An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised

I would go to Lancashire, but you know what they say, it's grim up north.

grim up north by Brigante July 7, 2005