oreo cannon

What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.

Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"

by howboutthat22 June 4, 2010

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Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 6, 2009

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Oreo Dory

A kid who just stares at you and your mates during conversation and is socially awkward
Or a small fish with huge eyes

Yo Oreo Dory join the conversation these mo fos don't like being watched
Ya girlfriend's an Oreo Dory- she is a blank canvas

by User_87 December 16, 2014

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Oreo Mudslide

The act of shitting your pants while jizzing. The shit and cum slides down to meet under the gooch and looks like a soggy Oreo.

Elijah: Hey Aaron

Aaron: Yeah?

Elijah: I just made an Oreo mudslide.

Aaron: Aw shit! Atleast you didn't get your biscuits buttered.

by ButterMyBiscuitsYo April 1, 2015

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Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos

Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual

by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

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