optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

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optical rectosis

The condition when the synaptic response of the optic nerve cross links with the motor nerves of the sphincter, giving one a shitty outlook.

Recent events have caused me to develop a chronic case of optical rectosis; life sucks.

by NoQuarter July 20, 2006

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Optical Abuse

When a person givees you the dirtiest, most abusive looks or facial gestures.

e.g. when people see a Hijabi , a man sporting a thick beard or a woman wearing Niqab walking down the street

Sumaiya: "Halimah look!"
Halima: "What?"
Sumaiyah: "That woman just gave you optical abuse."

by Milly E July 6, 2011

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optimal nutcracking height

An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.

If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike

by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021

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Optical Conclusion

Optical Conclusion- When someone tells you the ending of a movie you haven't seen yet.

1. That was the worst Optical conclusion I have ever herd slash seen!

2. Dang it Jairus! Why do you always ruin the movie with an Optical Conclusion.

3. I don't want to see that, Shane already told me the Optical Conclusion.

by Voltronn October 21, 2010

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