Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: NO WAY
Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty
Robert: NO WAY
Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
Get the Somn-Onanist mug.1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus
forms about life comes from a profound continuity of
thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to
plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact
considers each minor decision to be tantamount.
2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
forms about life comes from a profound continuity of
thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to
plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact
considers each minor decision to be tantamount.
2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.
2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.
3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.
2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.
3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
by deweydare February 6, 2010
Get the Onesimus mug.1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
by IronMikey March 13, 2023
Get the Skills Oasis mug.Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008
Get the Onanism mug.A disturbed man who was mounted on by boaz (he's now dead dog) and had horrible daddy issues. While 17 he made a cult called Secisca He joined the military married a person name Skye. He quit the military and acted all insane to get out before creating YouTube videos with the most popular being i am a banana. He then made videos about how he wanted to kill meat eaters and how he divorced he's wife before preying on 17 year old Canadian pop star shilloh breaking up attacking someone named Adrienne for not sleeping with him and marrying a 17 year old pedo girl and they went on pedo adventures together by being SJW warlords and grooming people. he went crazy leaving he's spouse unattended and making rants and breakdowns. Chris hansens tried to help him but he screwed over everybody and is now being screwed by the FBI.
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