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Somn-Onanist

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
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Onesimus

1). A person with deep roots. Every theory an Onesimus

forms about life comes from a profound continuity of

thoughts and experiences. An Onesimus may seem to

plod methodically through life like a slave, but in fact

considers each minor decision to be tantamount.

2). A freed slave
3). A faithful friend
1). -How come he's always so quiet?
-He's an Onesimus. He's thinking about his life choices.

2). -How come Onesimus spends so much time thinking
about life?
-It gives him a sense of freedom.

3). -I really need some help. Who will really come through
for me?
-Onesimus
by deweydare February 6, 2010
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Related Words
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Skills Oasis

1. A place where a desired skill is available.

2. A place where many good skills are available.
1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.

2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.

3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
by IronMikey March 13, 2023
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Onanism

Colloquially it is a synonym, but technically the "Sin of Onan" for which it is named for is actually an instance of coitus interruptus.
"Onanism -- it's a hands-on job"

-Ghost, ENTER THE MATRIX
by Jay Jay Ron March 20, 2008
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Onision

A disturbed man who was mounted on by boaz (he's now dead dog) and had horrible daddy issues. While 17 he made a cult called Secisca He joined the military married a person name Skye. He quit the military and acted all insane to get out before creating YouTube videos with the most popular being i am a banana. He then made videos about how he wanted to kill meat eaters and how he divorced he's wife before preying on 17 year old Canadian pop star shilloh breaking up attacking someone named Adrienne for not sleeping with him and marrying a 17 year old pedo girl and they went on pedo adventures together by being SJW warlords and grooming people. he went crazy leaving he's spouse unattended and making rants and breakdowns. Chris hansens tried to help him but he screwed over everybody and is now being screwed by the FBI.
Greg(onision/James): Im a onion banana
Skye: Okay Grommer
by greyideas get edgy February 10, 2020
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Onision

The king of the cucks. He is our cuckhold leader!
What's that cucks name again?
Onision. Kys he is our Cuck King!
by Cuckfangirl666 August 2, 2016
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onani

Josh: Man I'm so stressed.
Elucid: Go do some onani.
by EnlarqueIl EnGrotesque December 5, 2007
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