poppin' one off

a euphemism for male masturbation
usually a "quicky"

Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off?
Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes
Guy:exactly

by metrosexualbastard August 18, 2006

Twist one off

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

by Smack Noodles April 20, 2006

sleep one off

TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover

Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off

by Scott July 19, 2004

crack one off

v. Masturbate.

She wouldn't put out, so I had to crack one off instead.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

polish one off

to relieve sexual tension

when im home alone i like to polish one off

by A'rris October 22, 2008

rub one off

to masturbate quickly until climax. pleasure is not always the primary reason for it.

She left her shoes her? I'm gonna go rub one off in her shoe.

by crazywhores May 02, 2003

one off the wrist

a term for wanking

i was sitting in my bedroom watching countdown and decided to have one off the wrist over carol vorderman.

by bake bean head December 05, 2003