oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

oblong

Strange; crazy in a fun and/or funny sort of way

Bethel went drinking last night and when she came into work this morning she was being silly. She's so oblong.

by Jennifer & Beth May 23, 2008

obalob

a fat ass ho that farts and burps in public places

look at that obalob across da street.

by rory June 10, 2006

oblonglivious

When one's understanding of a situation is so completely distant from reality, their obliviousness takes on an oblong, convex shape.

I was oblonglivious to the processor reviews.

by Boobytrap8 June 12, 2010

oblonite

a person or practitioner of the Oblon mentality. Oblons typically deal in falsehoods and lies. Oblons add no facts or logical information to conversations or thoughts.

I spoke with Tommy last night, seems he joined the Oblonites and went full retard.

by 13Tyson March 6, 2020

obloidiness

The state of being obloid

Entirely made up term used to explain nav maths to an alien and annoy Bob

The error due to obloidiness is negligible;
The Earth has an inherent obloidiness

by Big_Ellesabobadoppolous May 18, 2020

Oblock

Oblock is the name of WIIIC city or also known as parkway where KingVon and Chief Keef once resided. Many more live there which are upcoming rappers.

You tryna go to oblock tn shawty?

by Girltha$lü July 24, 2021