(march 27th! or so i've heard hehe.)
a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.
a day when "no" means "yes" and "shut up" means "keep talking" and etc..u do the opposite of what someone tells u to do.say the opposite things.blah blah blah.
a conversation between a girl & her boyfriend when theyre hugging on opposite day:
Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*
Girl: dont kiss me
Boy: *kisses her right on the lips*
by chass i licious July 22, 2005
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"I'm voting for Hamala Karris because we need more diversity in the administration"
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
"Man sounds like you're judging the candidate based on opposite identity politics..."
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by hardhitr3 September 27, 2009
Get the opposite sex repellent mug.Opposite day isnt a real day, where you dont do the opposite. People will say nothing opposite. Every other day of the year IS an opposite day.
Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)
Oh, and you musnt be reading this on opposite day, or youll understand it. :( (and yes, the smiley isnt opposite)
Guy 1: Hai its opposite day
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!
Guy 2: U LIAR ITS NOT NOW YOU SAID... BUT THEN IT IS! BECAUSE I SAID ITS NOT! ZOMG!!!!!1!11!!!
by W (my name starts with it) June 28, 2011
Get the opposite day mug.A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity
Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.
by tory borty December 15, 2012
Get the opposite-sex marriage mug.When a man (or woman) has hair on the sides of their head, but not in the middle/on the top. Usually because of hair loss, but sometimes because of bad hair cuts, or football season and/or camp.
Becca: Dude, check out that man. EPIC opposite mohawk going on.
Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!
or
John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!
Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
Micaela: HAHA that's hilarious!
or
John: Dude! Yesterday at football practice, I got attacked by the other guys and a hair clipper! Now I have an opposite mohawk!
Kevin: That sucks bro. Just shave it all off.
by abeccap April 6, 2011
Get the Opposite Mohawk mug.Celebrated on April 30th, the opposite of April 1st. The day when you are nice to your boss, teacher, enemy and can be a complete Ahole to your best friends. You can just say the opposite of what you want to say, and confuse/laugh at all the people who dont know why you are saying what you are saying.
Because April fools, has become a cliche.
Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai
Because April fools, has become a cliche.
Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai
by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006
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