nunjob

The act of oral sex, when it involves a nun.

I received a fantastic nunjob in the vestibule last Sunday.

by Philatlarge September 17, 2007

nuno

a sexy looking milano man

carly check out that nuno, damn is he fine

by warriorpapaya December 28, 2005

Nutzo

(adj.) something or someone that goes beyond crazy.

Nutso

"my cat goes nutzo around laser pointers."

by Webster September 29, 2004

nunzio nips

Big, conspicuous red dinnerplate nipples found on a man.

"ugh I dont want anyone to see my belly and/or nunzio nips...ugh what do I do....ugh, they are right outside the bathroom door, ugh....I KNOW, I will wear this towel like a broad, they will never be able to see my belly and/or nunzio nips......"

"Fred stars in Big Pepperoni Pizza, a solo porn, centered on Fred and his nips...he is shirtless, oiled up, and performs various maneuvers like squeezing his Nunzio Nips together and titty fucking a stick of pepperoni"

by beachtrip February 3, 2010

Nuno

Surname Bettencourt, Guitarist with Extreme (the best band ever). The best and sexiest guitarist ever, too.
Is of Portugese origin.

Check out Nuno's killer solo on Mutha (I Don't Wanna Go To School Today)

by TimFS December 28, 2004

nunointed

The process by which one is anointed as a priest by a nun through one's blessing of her sneeze and her acknowledgement of said blessing.

Adam saw a nun sneeze on the bus and said "bless you", the nun smiled and said "thank you" and he was thereby nunointed as a priest of whichever religious denomination from which that nun hailed; he never asked so he still doesn't know.

by Yabadass June 12, 2013

Nuno

1. A person with a large dick.

2. A pimp.

3. A person who will become successful in some way.

He is such a Nuno, I wish i was him.

by Random stranger qazxsw February 3, 2017