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nuclear launch detected

1.Originally from the game Starcraft made by Blizzard. It's what happens when a ghost designates an area for a nuclear explosion from a nuke sent by the nuclear silo attatched to the command center. When you hear it and see it in its white glory words, you are seeing and hearing doom and destruction.
2.Derived from Starcraft, when ever you feel gas, just go "Nuclear Launch Detected" and the closest person next to you will run away, then you release it.
1. *Nuclear Launch Detected* (a few seconds) Oh my god! He just broke the water pipes in my command center with a nuclear launch!
2. Bobby: Hey Bob, nuclear launch detected..
Bob: AUGHH *runs away*
Bobby: *pffffffffffffssss* Ahh..
by G..... October 9, 2005
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Nuclear Hangover

A hangover so absolutely colossal, your insides begin to go through a process of nuclear fission.

This is achieved one way.
You are required to get hammered at a party so horribly you remain drunk until the next day, only to attend the next party of THAT day and get even more hammered until you pass out, only to wake up to the worst hangover in the universe.
Person 1: "Ready for a banger tonight?"
Person 2: "Fuck yea, I'm gonna get so wasted, it'll be a nuclear hangover!"
by ToastedDingleBerry August 20, 2018
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Nuclear Nut November

A counter movement to No Nut November, Nuclear Nut November is when somebody cums 3 times a day.
I heard Jake is attempting Nuclear Nut November.
by SpicySauce_YT November 10, 2020
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thermo nuclear bomb

hi jimmy look it is a thermo nuclear bomb

ok Johhny guess ill FUCKING die
by notfive April 21, 2020
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nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.
A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.
by Elitist December 18, 2003
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Nuclear Turtle

A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.
The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.

I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.
by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010
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Nuclear F Bomb

A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.
We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019
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