Nubby Nubberton

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"

Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!

by Not Nubby February 21, 2009

Noah Nubbe

1: ( General Use) Someone who doesn't get laid due to his lack of skill with girls.

Person 1, Oh brooo, why aren't you going home with a girl tonight?

Person 2, It isn't easy to be a Noah Nubbe you know brothaaaa

by Holakebab May 17, 2022

Nabeel

An arabic name that means most noble, he's funny and also has a horsecock that he uses to slay pussy

Have you met nabeel?

Yeah he's so funny and that bulge in his pants 👀

by Slayer223 November 22, 2021

Nubience

An atmosphere created by the presence of black people in a place or environment.

"The Jurassic-5 show was dope, but there wasn't much nubience in the crowd."

by Toomuchflystyles May 21, 2008

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

Nubbert

A word branching off of "noobert" which means to be a noob. But this word is more insulting to those who are gamers. or people that just suck in general.

Blankskater is such a nubbert.

I hate nubberts.

by Patrick Gnar March 16, 2009

ruby nuben hot pocket

slang term for the female genetalia.

"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."

by icebox February 14, 2003