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not my circus not my monkeys

It's got nothing to do with me,and I'm not really interested anyway.
"All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).
by peskycritter November 30, 2017
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A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business
Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s
by ashane October 7, 2019
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Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .
Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005
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not pretty but not ugly

Me
Im not pretty but not ugly

Lol same
by Lilly jane 5 January 26, 2017
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not my monkey not my shit show

not my monkey not my shit show: what are monkeys in cages notoriously known for?
Monkey: *throwing shit*
Me: not my monkey not my shitshow
Or
Friend1: *got stabbed by their dog or smth*
Friend2: not my monkey, not my shit show
by The Obvious Expert Of All Thin September 5, 2023
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