Nordish BattleAxe

The Act Of combining the Swedish tickler, and the Russian Toboggan. Before Kicking the girl , shout "VALHALLA!"

yo dude , I gave her a Nordish Battleaxe from the gods

by darklander47 November 14, 2012

Nordsquat

Nord (Nordic) + Squat (to crouch or bend ones knees and lower ones behind to ones heels)

It is the posture of the Swedish artist Yung Lean when he is rapping. Classic Sadboy style. It is famous and featured on the Canadian show Nardwuar.

"Check out that nordsquat! What a sad boy."

by Dracovenaticum August 21, 2014

Nordstrom

1) An albino male with a long and wide penis that is exposed through the lining of the albino male’s pants .
2)Albino Male sometimes referred to as a pussy slayer.

1) Wow Kisha, look over there! Nordstrom at food court! And omg he is wearing leather pants!
2) Steve in accounting is so funny and sweet! His abs look so amazing, his pale ass is such a Nordstrom!

by ShinJasonMabus October 3, 2017

Nordstrumming

A practice common among well heeled women who typically shop at Nordstroms. Here's how it works: a woman will bring a plethora of clothes into the women's 🚼 changing room get naked and jill herself off secretly hoping to get caught

I did some
Nordstrumming today at the downtown store. I almost got caught. That's half the fun!

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Nordislord Syndrome

The hysterical belief that you’ve been wronged.

Symptoms may include:

1. Overthinking
2. Violent Outbursts

3. Calling someone’s family member a fucktard

I think I caught the case of nordislord syndrome.

by Eleudbd June 19, 2021

Nordy

The most perfect puppy who is so loved my his parents. He’s a floofy boy that brings a smile to everyone.

Nordy is one fluffy puppy.

by Helloitskk November 23, 2021

Nordashians

A slur for femstars/weedstars/furrystars members/associators

“a bunch of nordashians spammed porn in a enstars server im in.”

by faygo#7007 July 22, 2022