nooksucker

Nooksucker is an insult used by trolls, thus meaning when they troll people.
But only the really grumpy trolls.
(Like Karkat)

KK: YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ASS NOOKSUCKER THAT DOESN'T KNOW SHIT

by lovelyBeheaded October 13, 2011

Nookit

To download an e-book onto one's nook.

Daniel: Oh dear, it seems I don't have a copy of The Book of Mormon.
Mac: Nookit!

by Zorgithatoob June 8, 2011

nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

by grampa scully January 29, 2004

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

nookie

what fred durst did it all for

"I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE, YEAH"

by nigracock April 4, 2010

nookball

n. a rare phenomenon in basketball whereupon the ball gets wedged in between the side of the rim and the backboard (the nook), resulting in a stoppage of play and a jump ball. Usually caused by a horrible shot, the nookball can also be a deadly weapon in a game of "HORSE."

"Jimmy's NBA dreams were crushed in 3rd grade pee-wee ball, when he fired up a nookball, sending both teams and their parents into a laughing frenzy"

by bennydigital June 24, 2005

nookie buddy

1. an individual whom you know closely, such as a friend, partner, or co-worker, who wants mutual sexual intercourse without the relationship involved

see also: friend with benefits

Don't worry man, she's just my nookie buddy.

by Atticus89 December 6, 2009