Nordlinger

Pubic hair caught in the back of one's throat after performing oral sex.

(Credit: Cicada @ Wonkette)

The only thing I hate about eating a chick out are the nordlingers. Yech!

by Tha Cheat September 8, 2009

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

noodlenose

An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.

Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.

Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin


Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.

man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.

by Kaytozee December 30, 2008

Noodling

To fish for catfish using your bare hands.

Let's go noodling!

When you noodle that 14 incher up i'll have the net ready for yah.

by Chris Koehne February 18, 2005

noodeling

A popular southern pastime typically performed by overweight and/or unemployed men consisting of wading through brackish water and thrusting ones bare hand into a hallow stump where a catfish will latch on. The catfish is then pulled from the water and placed in a flat-bottomed canoe next to the Budweiser.

Ya'll wan ta go noodeling.

by Brother Jones February 10, 2008

noodling

what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.

that solo was like 20 minutes of noodling, ugh, and now my head is pounding.

by sara t. August 13, 2004

Noodling

The act of trying to insert your penis for intercourse while not fully erect.

Dude, get off me, all you're doing is "noodling" the hell out of me.

by Lovetheweinis January 29, 2010