nostramomus

A Mom who truly knows everything.
A mother who can tell you what is going to happen before it happens.
The best Mom. A happy Mom. A beautiful mom! Not perfect, but pretty damn close Mom.

Dude, My mom totally called the Miley Cirus bit on the VMA'a and SNL she is such a NostraMOMus;
My Mom knew what I had done before I even got home, total NostraMoMus;
My mom didn't even know I had gotten high or missed curfew; NostraMoMus she is not.

by ConKen September 10, 2013

nonterage

group of un important people

Oh look theres the nonterage...dont pay attention thats social sucide

by CamilleSA June 2, 2007

nontribution

a comment which adds little or no value to the discussion at hand; a failed attempt at contribution.

“At first the student sounded smart, but the silence and blank stares filling the classroom revealed the emptiness of his nontribution.”

by clareification December 7, 2010

Nostradumbass

Referring to Nostradamus who, in ancient times did much predicting of the future.

Nostradumbass would be someone who thinks they can predict the future, but is too much of a dumbass to get it right.

Him: I predict that the sky will fall tomorrow!
Her: Whatever, Nostradumbass!

by queenoftheknownuniverse October 15, 2003

noncrapoid

The opposite of moron. Not crap. Refers to a small group of individuals showing considerably higher levels of intelligence than most other people.

Builders, decorators, call centre workers, council office workers are rarely (if ever) included in this group.

The group of noncrapoids is small, however I try to surround myself with them as often as possible.

by Ylrac September 23, 2008

Nontani

A smart and inteligent women who's blunt with the truth but no one can refuse her love if you're lucky enough to get it.

Tell the truth like a Nontani would!

by kurisutaru796 September 1, 2011

nostradamus

When you are titty-fucking a girl and ejaculate up her nose.

I nostradamussed my girlfriend last night and she almost drowned.

by Netman January 17, 2006