noncrapoid 

The opposite of moron. Not crap. Refers to a small group of individuals showing considerably higher levels of intelligence than most other people.

Builders, decorators, call centre workers, council office workers are rarely (if ever) included in this group.

The group of noncrapoids is small, however I try to surround myself with them as often as possible.

noncrapoid by Ylrac September 23, 2008

Noncaloid 

A person who finds little kids and 'plays' with them I advice if a noncaloid comes up to you, you should run

Oliver is a Noncaloid

Noncaloid by IIstarmantiZ January 28, 2018