the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

by clzdio December 8, 2020

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

Disgusting amount

A unit of measure, that is equivalent to a colossal (extremely large) quantity

“Hey you wanna know something crazy?” “I like you a disgusting amount.”

by harleyb97 August 16, 2022

minewt amounts

Da super-small portion-sizes dat yer colorful delicate amphibian-buddies would consume at mealtime.

Salamanders should be fed daily, but they only need minewt amounts each time.

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

Quite a large amount

Quite a large amount is pretty self explanatory it is used when you have a large amount of things typically forks.
Some people don’t have quite a large amount of forks so you must be considerate of their feelings and make sure you do not brag about your quite a large amount.

Person 1: How many forks do you have?
Person 2: Quite a large amount.

by E. Hamburger December 21, 2023