"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"
"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."
"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."
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Neal was very proud when he finished the nignogatron in his basement, but his hopes were cruelly dashed when he couldn't find any volunteers.
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Ninno • ninnog • ninnol/ninnle • nincompoop • nignorant • nignorance • Ninfo • Nanno • Nignogg • Nignore
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Get the nignorant mug.The syllable "NIN" represents stealth, perseverance and/or endurance. However, before those words became synonymous to "NIN", it used to mean "patience". "DO" means the WAY. Thus the word nindo is often translated as "way of the ninja".
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*Student walks up to the white board in the middle of class and draws a smiley, then sits down without being seen*
Teacher: "WHAT NIMNODE WOULD EVEN THINK OF A STUPID IDEA LIKE THIS TO DRAW A SMILEY IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!!?!?!??!?!?!"
*Student walks up to the white board in the middle of class and draws a smiley, then sits down without being seen*
Teacher: "WHAT NIMNODE WOULD EVEN THINK OF A STUPID IDEA LIKE THIS TO DRAW A SMILEY IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS!!?!?!??!?!?!"
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A complete jackass in every manner. A mentally illiterate co-worker. A person completely unaware of any surrounding needs besides their own.
The act of committing something beyond common sense.
A complete jackass in every manner. A mentally illiterate co-worker. A person completely unaware of any surrounding needs besides their own.
The act of committing something beyond common sense.
A person who says they must stop working because their mouse is overheating. <-- Nincomfuck
Getting drunk with business partners and forgetting where you are and losing your keys and cell phone. <-- Nincomfuck
Attempting drunk sex but leaving a tampon in. <-- Nincomfuck
Getting drunk with business partners and forgetting where you are and losing your keys and cell phone. <-- Nincomfuck
Attempting drunk sex but leaving a tampon in. <-- Nincomfuck
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