newark

A double "jersey sweep". ie: a driver suddenly switches 3 highway traffic lanes in one direction and then does the same in the other direction. A technique often used by fast drivers to get around slower vehicles in the left two lanes.

The car evading the police almost killed us when the driver did a newark in heavy traffic to get around us.

by toast boy June 9, 2011

newark

A town in England and a city in new jersy

it also happens to be an anagram of wanker as pointed out by the comedian Jasper Carrot

"Im from newark"
"hahaha, wanker!"

by MaxZero December 28, 2005

Newark Flu

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.

Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.

by 180246 September 5, 2016

Newark Valley

The whitest town you will ever find. Pretty much everyone is related and there is about 5 families that make up about 50 percent of the population. There is about 1000 people in the whole town and everyone knows each other. Often reffered to as “ Nerk Valley”.

“ You wanna go to Newark Valley”
“ Don’t you mean Nerk Valley”

by Dr. McFullSend April 16, 2019

Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.

Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(

by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011

newark ohio

A city in central Ohio, too big to have any sense of community, but too small to have anything to do. Known for a building shaped like a giant basket, and for a disproportionate number of juggalos and juggalettes.

newark ohio is a very unfortunate place to live.

by MxJ November 5, 2013