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necrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead people(most likely ranging from the time they died to up until they are 2-3 days bernie). This type of person may often have the intentions of having sex with the corpse(i.e. necrophilia).
Jim: Did you see that one goth-looking guy who attended your cousin's funeral a week ago? I noticed a questionable look in his eyes as he was looking at her in the casket.
Eric: The fuck?! Don't be a fool! He was just mourning like everyone el... Oh yeah THAT guy. Hmm yeah I also noticed something suspicious about him. By the look in his face, he was definitely not mourning. He was also staying in front of her a little longer than us and the other mourners and he almost looked like he was about to hump the casket.
Jim: So all of this indicates that he's...
Eric: Right! That he's a NECROSEXUAL.
Jim: I thought as much. There's some pretty sick fucks out there in the world.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 1, 2004
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flaming heterosexual

A male who is married and possibly has children but acts like a flaming queen. He may be in denial or in the closet or just overly effeminate.
Person 1: What! Christopher Lowell is Married?
Person 2: Yeah, he is a flaming heterosexual.
by jamison313 May 23, 2006
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Heterosexual Tomatoes

Tomatoes, preferably rotten, that are thrown by people, who are against yaoi, yuri, shonen-ai, and shoujo-ai, at other people
Yaoi Lover (Me): Sorry, Starfire/Robin Shippers; I don't feel like dodging your heterosexual tomatoes today
by RockyVRWolf January 17, 2009
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Heterosexual

Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals
by ROFLHAIR July 11, 2006
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heterosexual life partner

Two persons of the same gender who are best friends and commit to spend their lives together, yet never engage in any type of homosexual relations with one another.
Some famous examples of heterosexual life partners: Jay and Silent Bob, Beavis and Butthead, Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel, Cheech and Chong, Beto and Raul, Pace and Baier.
by Pace June 3, 2004
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Closet HeteroSexual

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality
by emax72085 February 2, 2007
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meterosexual

A man who is heterosexual, and yet is very feminine. Someone who is meterosexual can sometimes be mistaken for a person who is homosexual, because it is a stereotypical beleif that gay men are "feminine,"
"Hey, I'm not meterosexual, I just like to shop!" exclaimed Jonas.
by Katy December 25, 2003
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