nutekak

Slut, slag, bitch, whore, someone who has suddenly got many friends and acts likes their famous when they aren’t

Caitlin: Have you heard of that Lucy acting likes she’s about 30 with all these boyfriends she’s getting
Lia: Yeah, she’s such a nutekak
Caitlin: innit

by 627462837 February 20, 2020

neekazoid

a very cool word used when insulting someone, works in any circumstance for example, when someone is literally being a total ass, you just instantly shut them down by slamming them with the neekazoid phrase to show that you are simply elite.

pipe down you neekazoid!

by stonksware July 5, 2021

Speedy Wunderground Neek

Someone who believes the infamous London-based record label "Speedy Wunderground" is the best ever (no that is not a Greep reference, what on earth is a Greep?)

Often located down south in Brixton, probably at The Windmill (a notable place of worship these said neeks go on a pilgrimage to) or up north in YES in Manchester, for some reason SWNs have taken over this place.

Speedy Wunderground Neek: "OMG Have you heard Cavalcade by Black Midi? Best album of 2021!"
Normal Person: "You are a Speedy Wunderground Neek. Please leave me alone."

by NotASWN May 19, 2021

nemekiss

A degenerate gambling fool. Someone who drinks constantly and is excessively loud.

Tea Bag Tony is a fuckin nemekiss.

by Johnson Hanson March 17, 2003

Neekover

A gathering of select individuals, who attempt to achieve victory over one another in the field of computer gaming.

Pizzas are a necessity.

"Hey dude, wanna come to a Neekover?"
"Will there be pizza?"
"Hells yes!!""

by Yoti October 12, 2009

Fat neek

Fat neek is a person with a big forehead and a shit trim

Fynley Bailey has a shit trim, and his forehead is huge what a fat neek

by Big man Derrick ini March 5, 2020

neten

Excess of Facial Hair... seasonally. Claims to be able to perform magic tricks. Crazy when sleep deprived.

Girl 1: Is that a man or is that a walking beard?
Girl 2: That's a Neten.

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez December 1, 2013