nephew appreciation day

day to give to your nephew

aunt or uncle:hey nephew here 30000 dollars
nephew: why you gave me this

aunt or uncle : because it’s nephew appreciation day

by buggyduggy11 December 6, 2022

niece and nephew fever

The desire to have nieces and nephews. Much like baby fever, except you don't wanna deal with everything that comes with being a parent.

Man, I can't stop thinking about taking my future nieces and nephews out for the day and watching them run in a field of flowers whilst some chill music plays and I think back on my life.

Bruh. I think you have niece and nephew fever.

by itspronouncedphagette June 11, 2020

ur nephew a jew

One of the most devastating insults of all time. God himself fears the power of this insult. Only to be used in extreme circumstances. This insult is so devastating it can't even be returned by No u.

1. ur mum gay lol
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes

by canadianboi May 14, 2018

Talking to My Nephew

Masturbating, Jacking Off, Beating Your Meat.

Hey man, open the door. What are you doing in there?" "Get out of here man, I'm talking to my nephew.

by Sir Huey Von Dickenstein December 2, 2010

ur nephew LGBTQ

Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including “ur brother” a mother but overpowered by “ur granny a tranny”.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother

Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*

by Shoeless219 May 16, 2018

Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew

Pigskin referring to a decoy grenade in the video game Counter Strike Global Offensive.

"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"

"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"

by basevexy July 12, 2020

father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)

by psofrn November 8, 2012