After screwing a girl on the rag, proceed to clean your bloody penis off in between the females funbags resembling a red necktie.
Tiffany was unknowingly sporting a red necktie at the black necktie affair in the office the next morning. Another nine to fiver and probably a five to niner for her afterwards.
by philliesfinest April 6, 2008
Get the red necktiemug. Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.
"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"
by ThePizzle May 28, 2009
Get the Stolypin's Necktiemug. by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003
Get the chocolate necktiemug. A food rope left on the bare chest of a bed partner. This is the Pacific Northwest regionalization for the ever popular Cleveland Steamer.
by Sam the Butcher January 14, 2004
Get the Nisqually Necktiemug. Original from Colombia by Colombian Cartels. When someone is murdered for snitching (informant), by slicing the throat and pulling the tongue through the whole in the neck. Hence Colombian Necktie
by Heuy Freeman February 12, 2010
Get the colombian necktiemug. A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.
See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt
See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
Get the Alabama necktiemug. A Russian necktie is when you slit/cut someone's throat and pull their tongue out through the slit in their neck.
by JessieT87 August 25, 2011
Get the Russian Necktiemug.