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Nearsighted Date

As opposed to a blind date, where you have no idea what the other person looks like, a nearsighted date is one where you've seen a photo or chatted via web cam before meeting in person.
This can often lead to disappointment if one person or the other has supplied misleading documentation.
"Well, I saw her profile pics on Facebook, so it was more of a nearsighted date than a blind date"

"That's the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile pic must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago."

"Went on a nearsighted date last night. The picture he emailed me must have been from before he quit the gym."
by bunn28 January 4, 2010
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Narts

A very fun and zesty word you can substitute for any cuss word without being a sinner. Spices up any conversation and no one is offended by your swear words because you just being zesty.
"oh narts, i failed the test" " what the narts do you think you're doing?" "narts to this"
by notasinner November 14, 2016
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neat-o

Something cool, nifty, or keen.
That scooter you have sure is neat-o.
by hans blix September 21, 2003
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Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"
by ax949 October 9, 2003
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number narty

"Woah, Did he really jeff her at the number narty?
"I'm bored. Let's throw a number narty tonight."
"So we finished playing some nabble and segued to the number narty."
by You Just Got Rick Rolled February 21, 2008
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Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.
Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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NART

An acronym for "not a real truck". Often used sarcastically by unibody platform based pickup truck owners.
I carried 1,500 pounds of bricks home in my NART.
by ten10ths September 14, 2019
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