Insipid Nematode

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream

Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.

by captain_is_king June 13, 2018

Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.

Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015

nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).

That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes

by abczxydefwvugihtsrqzghrpshzpnm May 6, 2010

nemari

The perfect friend,always there when you need him. Also veryyyyy cocky and looks nice with any hairstyle. He hates house party but loves face time. He is the hottest friend you will ever have and he has a fire jawline.

Friend1:hey how was ur day
Friend2: it was awesome because I spent it with Nemari

by Mmmm cause I know u love me March 31, 2017

Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.

Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.

by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018

Nemanja

Nemanja is a cute guy. At first you will think that Nemanja is a Hurensohn or a bunter Bastard but when you get to know him better you will change your mind. He is tall, handsome and funny. Nemanja likes to suck dick and is a poser but it’s okay because he’s attractive #beautyprivilege!

You can talk about everything with Nemanja and he is a great person.

If you know a Nemanja i’m very happy for you (go nuckeln on his ballz)

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Nemanja
Person 3: OMG, i wish he would fuck me!
Person 2: wtf

by fotzensauger123 November 21, 2021

nemawashi

Japenese term that has come to mean "preparing the way for an idea". It literally describes the process of smoothing out roots before planting (so that the plant will have an easier time taking hold).

The practice of nemawashi often makes Japenese corporate meetings disconcerting to Westerners who expect to hear others raise concerns openly.

by pkcirtap June 10, 2005