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Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.
by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016
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Nazeem

The sexiest man you have ever seen in your life. Just one look at him will make you want to have his children. He has a great sense of humor, and is someone you can talk to about anything, because it's likely he has been through a lot in life and something similar to yours. He doesn’t date a lot or talk to a lot of people, but when he finds the right one, he makes it count.

He will bring so much joy and happiness to your life and he will change it for the better. He has the ability to give you the world and most pure love if he likes you that much, but he has a very dark side to him that you never want to see. He is the sweetest, kindest, and most loving person ever. A True Gentleman!

He is very driven and dedicated to his goals and dreams. He will do anything for you except give up on his goals for you or anyone. Whatever you do, please don't tell him he can't do something because you will then have sparked his inner demons

If you find a Nazeem in this world Keep him Close to you because he is very rare to find.
Girl: OMG…. Who is this handsome guy over there??

Her friend: Oh That’s Thunder Cock Nazeem.

Girl: Holly Fuckkkkkkk is this Big Daddy Nazeem?

Her friend: Yes that’s him but stay away from him bitch he is mine.

Person 1) Hey what's that's guy name?
Person 2)Oh you mean Nazeem?
Person 1) Yeah, he's a great guy.
by GALAXYFANCLUB September 23, 2021
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Taylor Naked

When you wake up completely naked and you have no memory or idea of how you got to be naked.
Damn man you had so much last night you got Taylor Naked
by asian.persuasian October 14, 2012
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in the nazeege

Commonly used by certain groups of people in the YouTube Pooping community, this interesting phrase originated from a series of YTPs based on the British kids TV show "Come Outside". Originally intended as a joke as to what flavour of crisps the show host should buy, made by simply reversing the phrase "cheese and onion", its meaning has evolved in order to describe something as being especially good n' strong, cool n' fresh and clean n' healthy.
"Man, I soooo wanna ask that chick out. She's in the nazeege, I mean, daaamn."

"Duuuude, look at my Ferrari. You like it, huh? Yeah, it's like, soooo in the nazeege, it's not even funny."
by Hal Fust August 31, 2016
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Pit bull named cupcake

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"
by Patwub May 10, 2023
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Naked Brothers Band

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
by urmomlol April 5, 2007
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Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.
1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.
by Nobli July 2, 2015
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