Namfon

Beautiful girl, she is a great friend and you don't want to lose her as your friend (or girlfriend ;)). Funny af and is the most craziest person alive. She loves eating food so if you would take her on a date, taket her to a food place.

OMG I totally want to be her friend omg she's so funny.

Yo that Namfon girl, is so pretty

by heeeeedddddxxxxxx December 12, 2016

narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

standard narco time

A phrase often used by someone who wants to sound cool, yet doesn't know the actual time.
Derived from the belief that drug dealers operate on their own clock.

"SW tonight, standard narco time."

by Narconomics June 9, 2014

narcolepsy

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

by MarigoldP July 18, 2012

Nardos

Nardos is a kind, beautiful hot, smart,confident, will help a bestie when she needs to and always got your back

Nardos

by Nardos April 3, 2017

Narcoliteracy

A cognitive impairment in which you randomly fall asleep while reading any type of literature. The period in which the subject sleeps is roughly around 15 to 30 minuets. It will kick in while reading any type of novel, newspaper, or short story. It will also occur during tests/reading exams. Less than 1%of all humans have been diagnosed with this impairment and there are no known cures. It is highly suggested that people with narcolituracy should only read in uncomfortable positions or stick with books with more pictures than words for this raises chances of staying awake.

Jimmy flunked his final reading exam because his damn narcoliteracy kept acting up.

by Paco Vega Garza Raul Cual December 27, 2009

movie narcolepsy

condition in which movies put one instantaniously to sleep

Person 1: what kind of movies do you like?
Person 2: Dude, I have movie narcolepsy

by Ronni* December 24, 2008